Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right………

Class 2 shared their jokes with each other and the whole school to celebrate Red Nose Day.

Q: What clothes do you wear on a stormy day?

A: Thunderpants!!
Q: Why don’t lions like cooked vegetables?

A: Because they prefer to eat them “RAW!”
Q: What’s a pirate’s favourite shop?

A: ARRRRR-gos!
Q:What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A f sh!

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